Saturday, May 7, 2011
Frickin circles
Today I was walking home with groceries, because I have to walk or I won't have them, and some dumb girl in the backseat of a car going by asks "what ya got?" right as she's next to me, and stops at an intersection. She could see in the bag and says "Apples and bananas?" before I can answer. I add, "and lemons" and she does some stupid fraud excitement and I'm like "yeeaah" walking away. What I should have said was "No car, bitch. Fuck off!" but I would have had to have had at least five seconds to think of that, and nobody ever gives that. I don't get what is with people asking questions and then saying something right after not waiting for an answer. I was completely unprepared for some crap question. By that time I'd forgotten I was even carrying anything and just thinking about getting home, and I can't understand these damned savages speech. If someone's going to talk to me, at least give me a moment to figure out what you've said. More though, stop talking to me in cars! Really, don't talk to me when you're driving away.
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